Why I'm not sure about spa's

The idea of going to the spa pleases most. But I'm not sure I want to sit with a semi naked stranger and watch out sweat mix gently together. Another thing I've always hated is being touched randomly by strangers while having a massage. On holiday, a man came and started massaging my hand. I really wanted to rip my hand away from his wrinkly dry ones and shove my thumb in his eye for intruding in my personal space. Its creepy and, no, i don't want my sunburnt shoulders rubbed by your hairy friend either.
I've always loved the thought of face packs; all those cool girls on disney channel really motivated me. But I was soon put off when I tried one. I felt like I was putting food on my face (strawberry flavour, what a waste) and when looking in the mirror I felt like a giant pink cupcake. The cucumber made my eyes water and it wasn't a very nice experience.
I think I may go in the future, to see whether I like sitting in uncomfortably hot water and having my personal space bubble shared with a stranger....

Why Christmas sommetimes pisses me off

For most, Christmas is the best time of year. You get prezzies and food and see family and food..etc..etc. For me it is also like this, but I also find christmas quite annoying. If you ask anyone who knows my mother what she really enjoys at christmas she'll say, 'Spending time with my family'. Actually, she'll probably say, 'A reason to blackmail the kids into doing housework with the threat of no presents.' And although this is true, its the first reason that gets on my nugget. My dad works away, my sister is out doing nerdy stuff and my brother is not seen away from his playstation  so I pretty much don't see them during the day apart from meals. So when were all suddenly together, we have to stay together. In the morning we are called down to breakfast at the same time to eat together. We are dragged out to 2 carol services per day with a quick trip round to some distant friends on the other side of the village inbetween; of course, we have to walk there together, its more sociable and less risk of being killed by my fathers driving. In the evening we have to watch T.V together then go to bed. Then repeat. Don't get me wrong, I like family time, but when your 6ft sister is poking you and your brother is jabbing you and lying and your mums telling you to tidy your room and do the animals it gets a bit tiring seen as you do your animals anyway.
My second reason is getting dragged to carol services. Some can be nice, shrieking 'O Bethlehem O Bethlehem..etc' in candlelight surrounded by christmas trees and biccys on your lap is great. Its just when you do it over and over and theres no getting out of it. Those friends of your mothers are always coming over and twittering things like, 'Love the new haircut, sweetie, look just like your mummy, you do,' or ,'Are you enjoying big school. My your growing up fast,'...... -___-   #takemebacktoschoolNOW
There are many more reasons why but that would take me all night and i am very tired and would like to fall asleep because its CHRISTMAS EVE TOMORROW YAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY post again soon :PP

Why Revision is Hard-with-a-capital-H

Revision is something you do when you are determined to get good grades or have been motivated or bribed by your parents. I am a mixture of both. I'm sure we've all had the lecture on 'Your life will be crap if you don't do well NOW.'  or the one where they say, 'This is going to decide what your future life will be like, whatsitsface. Do you want to have eggs thrown at your face because your a tramp and little kids will pick on you?' sort of thing. I've had both, minus the bit about eggs. But I also WANT to do well. I really do but when sitting down to revise, it always gets messed up because the dude next door has a had a bath and our house is flooding and I have to clean up; or when your pet ferret sneaks up on you and clamps its teeth around your nose and you yowl so hard your mum goes deaf so you have to take her to get a hearing aid but then the doctor doesn't...etc..etc etc.
And when I DO get revision done, I forget half of it which is a massive fail because revision is where you learn it and know it and get the answers right....not for me. I think if I did the same amount of revision as a friend, I would only know half the amount of stuff they know because I forget it all.
Also, I'm a teenager. This means I don't like my parents telling me what to do. My mum tells me to do some revision, I immediatley don't want to do it because she told me too. This also, is very annoying.
Also, I get distracted easily.  My brain works hard to find something for me to get distracted by like, ooohhhhhhhh I could write a poem. thatwouldbegreat; oohhhh the ferrets are going to die because they haven't had enough exercise ibettergodoit: ooohhhhh I could make a yummy cake and eat it all and get fat yumyumyummyyumm; oohhhh my sisters birthday next month lets make her a card pritstickgluegluecutcutYAY..etc..etc. There are so many.
My conclusion: LIFE IS HARD.

Why I feel sorry for Justin Bieber

When Bieber came out, I listened to his first song on the radio and genuinely commented,'Who's this? I don't think I've heard her before.' I realised my mistake soon enough when suddenly the whole school erupted into Bieber crazed girls with Bieber bags and Bieber badges all bragging about their recently bought concert tickets. I thought it was all a bit pathetic. I never really liked him but some of his songs were okay. The one song that annoys me loads is... 'If I were your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I would take you places you've never been before...etc..etc..etc'. He can obviously sing, even if he sounds like a girl so I'm also against all the,'Biebers crap, he can't even sing' sort of vibe that is being passed around by the girls who weren't as pathetic as the brain-dead other half. I also don't think hes bad looking, I don't think any girl who likes guys can say he isn't, unless he simply isn't their type.
One thing that I don't understand is those crazy-with-tears-running-down-their-face girls that have to be kept behind a 7m high fence when he exits the studio or whatever just to make sure they don't try and glue themselves to him and refuse to let go. I mean, it's OK to like his music, hell, even love his music but actually thinking the guy will be intrested in you is going a bit too far. What guy would be impressed with a red faced-puffy eyed-screaming-and-crying-a-river girl trying to climb a really tall fence to get to you. If I were him, I would just run.

How to have fun with friends

• Food fight
• water fight (not recommended in winter)
• Prank calling
• calling friends and speaking the lyrics of love songs down the phone to them.... they will be creeped out
• General banter
• would you rather
• rating people who walk past/who are sat on the bus/ who are sat in a cafe out of ten and saying why
• sleepover
• mad sleepovers when you do crazy things (e.g. running out into the rain in your pajamas and run around screaming)
• make a bridge
• silly makeup on each other then take photos for a scrap book
• do homework- banter will happen
• stalk someone through the village without them noticing- being ninjas is sssooo fun though occationally, it doesn't work
• go on a bikeride
• go on a walk
• go on a run
• go get a coffee
• go to the cinema and plank across some seats #lolsforfacebook
• go for a meal out
• go to the club - fun dressing up for it
• buy loads of chocolate and scoff it infront of a movie
• watch scary movies all night
• create a blog together and write about random stuff
• make a scrapbook together
• make a 'burn book' in secret (watch mean girls and you'll get it)- might make you less depressed if your a depressive person
• throw chips at each others faces
• go for a walk in the dark
• have a picnic iin your local park
• have an ugly cake contset. all make a cake and try and make it as ugly as possible- make it look inedible!
• kareoke night in
• kareoke night out
• meet up with some old buddies
• make a joint facebook account
• make a joint twitter account
• play the story game - give each other a topic and you have got to write a short paragraph that could have been extracted out of a story then rate it out of ten!
• write poems
• make birthday cards
• collect stuff
• do some art
• do some drawing

etc etc... you could have loaaddsss of funn :)))

Why Mondays are really depressing

• Its school/work
• You have to get up really early
• You have to get out of warm bed into the cold room
• You have to face people who you don't like
• You may have a ribbish timetable (if you go to school)
• You get homework (school)
• It's the beggining of another long week...
• Another week to wait til your favourite programme.
• Change our schedules of sleeping etc...
• Tired from partying all night
• Sometimes hungover

How to look more attractive

There are always lots of people wanting to know how to get the guy they fancy. There are 5 important tips that are going to get that person thinking about you in a different way:

1)POSTURE

This is one of the most important of the most important tips. Slouching with your back arched will make you look unattractive. A straight back makes you look confident and pretty.

2) CONFIDENCE

Confidence WILL draw a guy towards you. If he looks at you and thinks 'shes really confident' they'll sort of instinctively look for what makes you confident, which will bring out your good qualities. Also, being confident can help you talk to guys and girls who you don't know. This can ultimately make you more friends, get guys liking you and wanting to talk to you because you are confident enough to talk back and have a laugh and ignore your insecurities.

3) MAKEUP

DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT cover yourself in the wrong colour foundation, draw on caterpillar eyebrows and outline your eyes like a panda. NO ONE finds this attractive. You will be classed as a slut/wannabe slut and girls won't like you, and neither will boys unless they are really desperate. This is not the way forward. Overtime you will realise you need to embrace the way you look, wear eyeliner out and a bit of mascara for light lashes to make your eyes stand out more and peoples gazes will be drawn away from whatever insecurities you may have, and look at your eyes instead. The right colour foundation is very important if you want to wear it. The wrong colour will either make you look very pale or very dark compared to the rest of your body..... not good. A really good way of finding the right foundation is rub it in half of your face or apply it to half of your face and compare the two halves. Less blemishes on one half but the same sort of colour as the other is what you are looking for. Any other changes and its not for you.

4) HAIR

You need a haircut that hides your insecurities. Say if you had a chubbyish round face, then getting a bob will just make it more obvious. A longer style would suit you better that doesn't go round your face, rather straight down either side. This can also be applied to people with long faces. A straight long style would make that even more obvious, a bob less so or maybe a fringe to sort of cut that longness in half.  A good haircut can mean a whole better looking person! If your not sure, ask your hairdresser what they think would suit you.

5) HYGIENE AND FITNESS

Hygiene and fitness are particularly important. No one is going to like a girl who smells of beo and who doesn't brush thier teeth- NO ONE. Shower at least once every two days, I shower every day. Put on some perfume when you go out. Fitness can also be quite attractive, though many men prefer girls that larger. Exercise everyday or twice a week to keep in shape and don't eat to much junk food- you'll pile on the pounds!

These 5 tips will get you a crush within one week, whether you know about it or not!!